Chapter 1: The End of an Era

Indeed, you guessed it — I’m the one who has experienced the divorce. Now that the bird has flown, I’m thrilled to declare the conclusion of my long-standing relationship with Twitter.

How can anyone remain engaged with a dead bird?

This musky character has effectively ended a brand with a single stroke of his eagle clause.

Don’t you mean claws?

I was just playing with words, but it seems I'm not at my sharpest first thing in the morning. Thank you for extending your opinion.

Why the hesitation?

None whatsoever! I was merely trying to maintain my avian-themed character.

This is a swansong for the bluebird — no more tweets or twitters, just X-clamations, expressions of peculiar thoughts, and a significant loss of advertising revenue. The experiment has clearly flopped.

However, Linda Yaccarino, the new CEO, possesses a vision that may transform the platform into a hub for audio, video, messaging, payments, and banking. More like a sight for sore eyes, wouldn’t you agree?

(I’m on a roll — let me be.)

Of course, Twitter is a recognized brand, and its logo and the term "Tweet" are globally trademarked, so they will soon become extinct. If X holds exclusive rights to the T name, isn’t it unfortunate to overlook the chance to sell it and resolve those massive debts?

(At least Google opted for the entire Alphabet, not just a single letter.)

What an absurd decision to eliminate a legendary bird-themed brand!

Perhaps the exhibitionist narcissist is exceptionally cunning, using his losses at Twitter — oh wait, X (what a dull name — it reminds me of my struggles with algebra and adolescent challenges in seventh grade) — to lessen his personal tax obligations. Not that a few million would put a dent in his exceptional ego!

How extraordinary that someone would choose to rename Twitter as X.

This letter is associated with nearly 900 active U.S. trademarks across various fields, so who will be the first to sue X?

Time for a parody of "Bye Bye Blackbird," originally sung by Diana Krall for the movie Public Enemies.

John Dillinger and his gang were notorious for their bank robberies during the Great Depression — yet he was considered a folk hero.

Mr. Musk has just ended an iconic brand with a single X. He’s no hero.

Sing along with the lyrics below!

Packed up all your polls and words

Undeterred

So absurd

Bye bye blue bird

Here nobody waits for you

No more tweets, no more blue

Bye bye

Blue bird!

I refuse to love or understand you

Hey, your hard luck stories, they all brand you

Fake, instead I’ll kill the light

Won’t be back, say good night

Blue bird bye bye.

Writing this has been a thrilling experience.

Thank you for joining me, and I hope that sharing my opinion doesn’t lead to a mass exodus of followers — on Medium, not X!

If you enjoyed this, please consider tipping over to my tipping button and leaving a note of thanks. It took me quite some time to figure out how to activate it, so I hope my persistence helps cover the bills!

Chapter 2: Video Insights on Divorce and Relationships

In the video "Why Your Wife Can Act Like She's Fine During Separation & Divorce," the discussion delves into the complexities of emotional responses during difficult times.

Another relevant video, "HELP! MY WIFE WANTS A DIVORCE But REFUSES to Talk To Me," addresses the challenges of communication in the face of marital strife, offering insights and advice for those navigating similar situations.